The Great Escape

Just running game on the court with my 3 point shot

That’s when a lil shorty caught my eye, so I had to stop

Introduced myself and told her the next point is for a date

She smiled and nodded as I reeled her in, with no bait

Few weeks gone by and she hits me with the invite

No parents and home alone, a high-schoolers' dream or so it seemed

Knock knock knock, I stood there with my board in my hand

But that was quickly dropped, as I entered unfamiliar lands

A virgin at heart and nervous as fuck

About to get my D in, with any luck

So it started downstairs, belt off and left the hat

Got to the bedroom, and started kissing the tat

That’s when she pulled out the VHS, so I put it on stat

But things went downhill pretty fast after that

Keys jingle, door opens, and a loud yell from below

Pops came home and he had questions, yo

As he pried for answers about the garments left behind

I hid under the bed, with one thought on the mind

Slowly but surely she slyly recovered my things

But a front door escape would be like walking into a sting

With pops downstairs I had to jump from the second story

From roof to roof, yard to yard, this escape was pure glory