The Chronicles of a Candyman

You are listening the the chronicles of the candyman

True story, my life... Now listen to the master plan

Seventh grade it started at Dodson Middle School

Sour belts in my backpack, man I was so cool

Everybody loved me, getting there sugar fix

The real money was when, cool aid was added to the mix

Things took a turn when I got to Narbonne High

Freshman year, making my name as the new guy

Bag full of sugar, soda, and sweets.

Profit 100 a week, but that was pretty weak.

Sophomore year approached, and I had to lay low.

New dean on the block, and he was looking yo

Slow and steady win the race, while building my empire

Recruitment was key, as expansion became dire

Third year came, and you can call it the come up

I started with two workers, but then I blew up

10 bags of candy riding the number two bus

Day by day life was good, Profits increased 100 plus

Running the empire didn't come without a close call

Wheeling and dealing with a teacher, so work didn't stall

"You can't sell in my class unless you slang these too...

"They are for my son's team, fundraising candy just like you"

Deliberating on the deal, I took a look at the inventory on the way

Searching the catalog I figured how I can make a pay day

Listen Miss M... Because I have a counter offer to make

Pick a prize for your son, I sell that much and this is what I'll take

I need extra credit on my tests or homework... You can decide

I'm going for a four point oh, so I need these points applied

A win win for both of us and a new nickname to change the game

Slanger was the name as the school started to feel the pain

Front page news on the school paper, "Profits down at the student store!"

Little did they know it was my business stealing money from the schools core

Protecting my assets became simple once I got my in

Senior year, ruling the campus, sugar was my sin

Cash flow was great, making 100 a day

Lakers games, letterman, and spent a lot on bae

Befriended the Dean for the inside scoop

Keeping my workers always in the loop

Candy is me and I am candy

Much love to my parents Fernando and Sandy.

Countless trips to the Costco

Always supported me working hard for my doe.

I hope you enjoyed the chronicles of the candyman.

Getting a job, Fuck that! This was my master plan!